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  1. I expect Mr. Clegg will be gone very soon. The knives seem to be out for him already. No great loss to the world of politics...

    As for my avatar, I've got a butterfly mind - it flits about all over the place. I'll try and stick with this one for a while.
  2. Oh dear, Nick Clegg feels sad. I hope you feel responsible. I'm blaming you personally.
  3. I think there's some part of me that would go mad with a bit of power. Best to keep it locked away and not tempt fate, eh?

    (Which is why I've decided not to buy an air rifle after all. Could lead to difficulties, especially in regard to the drunken dweebs I sometimes catch urinating in my garden of a night...)
  4. Heh heh, they probably have. It's amazing the effect a photograph can have. Blackmail? That's such a dirty word...

    You don't have to worry about me deleting your posts and replacing them with obscenities, though - I specifically didn't want any mod powers - that kind of thing is way beyond my level of technical competence. I got a shiny new title is all - I'm kind of like the deputy to the sheriff's deputy - I can haul people off to the drunk tank but I'm not allowed any bullets in my six-shooter in case I blow my own toes off.
  5. Cheers, RW.

    When I heard the couple had cancelled their honeymoon I thought they'd finally developed a social conscience and were taking heed of the country's economic woes. But no. It was for 'security' reasons. Typical.
  6. Ha ha, good for you. I missed the whole thing, not only through choice but mainly because the water tank in my attic ruptured and I spent the entire day trying to find a plumber who wasn't booked up 'til Christmas. Oh well. Some people had fun, apparently.
  7. So, RW, did you watch the wedding yesterday? Did it make your life complete? Did you organise a street party and wave a little flag?
  8. I'm not saying anything else in case the RSPCA get onto me; I'd have a tough time explaining all those dead foxes in my shed.
  9. Discard the half-chapter, dammit! I'm important! I exist on the internet! That counts for something, right?

    No? Oh well...

    And to assauge any fears you might have, the cats in my neighbourhood are quite safe. Until I buy an air rifle. Then they're gonna pay!
  10. I don't deserve a squeezed segment?

    I'm hurt. Truly. I may just go and kick the cat.*

    *I don't actually own a cat, but the first one I meet is in for a surprise...
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Urgghh I hate these things, never know what to write. I mean, does anyone actually read them, apart from stalkers? If you are reading this then I apologize for that lol
Okay serious, I'm 18 years old, live in the cesspit of the world - Kidderminster and am a Games Development Student at my local college, which upon finishing will take me to UNI. I love bowling, hitting the cinema, going for a swim, chilling at home with a few friends and gaming, playing a bit of poker (for real money) and of course, the reason why I'm here - I love to write. Currently writing a book entitled 'The Realm Wanderer', hence my user name :)
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Swimming, Bowling, Gaming, Reading, Poker, Cinema, Writing.
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Student - Video Games Development.

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