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The Cheese War

  1. It was a dark and stormy afternoon, the kind where vampires come out. Jrkop the gnome was dancing around in a circle of fish, when a tall pale elf with tiny eyes came up to him.
    The elf threw cheese at Jrkop, splitting him into 9 pieces, as Gnome+Cheese=9. Jrkop's pieces flew out at the elf, strangling her.
    "You dare incite a cheese war?!" one gnome said while crawling out of a hole in the ground.
    An army of gnomes came out of the woods and beat the elf to death. As they were doing that, the gods spilled some wine on the ground, making a big lake, and they all died.


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