-I'd like a men's haircut please. He said
-Excuse me, there's no such thing as a men's haircut. I said.
-Fine. I'd like a regular haircut. He said.
-The regular? I said.
-yes. He said
-That's a good haircut. I said
I shaved his head
-I did not want that. He said
-point to the part you don't want. I said
He pointed at my razor
I shocked him with my tazer
-Don't talk back, prisoner. I said.
The gaurd keys jingled as all their pants fell down.