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Valentines Day Poem

Author S.T. Ockenner
Create date Feb 15, 2021
Blog entry read time 1 min read
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farts humor love monsters satire

Oh, your clean, ivory teeth
ever so shiny
your three beautiful heads
hairy and slimy
Your bright green talons
ready to kill
Your bright green talons
oh, they give me a thrill
Your translucent feet
made from pure glass
and of course...
your STINKY BUM GAS!

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