1. Welcome to the Fantasy Writing Forums. Register Now to join us.

ZeMed for acne treatment

  1. Get some ZeMed today for curing acne! Must be injected into your face bi-daily. Contains 'animal' products.
    Side effects may include:
    Itching, mild cold, fever, constipation, erectile dysfunction, death, cacti falling from the sky, and joining a bad Beatles death metal cover band.

Comments

To make a comment simply sign up and become a member!
  1. Dark Lord Thomas Pie
    Note: do not use if allergic to human flesh