You underestimate the Triforce of Power, princess.
I cannot be defeated! You are fools to even try. Soon my -
*hackle*
Soon my legion shall arrive in this world, and soon my -
*hack-awp*
Soon my True Power shall be revealed! I shall become the most fearsome creature of my world! And...
I shall break the rules for this one:
Sheilawisz is Ganondorf.
Steerpike is Ganondorf.
Devor is Ganondorf.
Reaver is Ganondorf.
Philip Overby is Ganondorf.
I am Ganondorf.
T.Allen.Smith is Ganondorf.
Black Dragon is Ganondorf.
Princess . . . *hackle* . . . . I am unimpressed.
It will take more than your mere pittance of power to defeat me. But watch as I grow ever stronger! DEATH WILL SURROUND YOU SOON! Feed me ever more of your life forces! And watch as my legion of minions begins to emerge!
COME FILTHY...
All of my greatest minions are covered in red fur. As this will be your fate, it must also be your truth.
Now it is my turn.
I once let a peasant girl live because she made me laugh.
I once encountered a creature too powerful for me to kill.
I enjoy bathing alone in the hot springs with an...
Yes!
Feed me your life energies! For even as as great as you see my strength now, my true power still rises! I will become the most fearsome creature in my world!
When this thread reaches 75 posts, my true power will awaken!
And for those of you who believe you may wish to assist the...
Admit it. You wanted to see brutal death.
I’ve got you. In your soul, you are corrupt. You have always been a servant of the Demon King. And now you are aware of it.
Until your eyes see dawn tomorrow, your soul belongs to me.
Go forth, my new servant! Breed chaos and death, and...
AHH! At last you have come, Princess.
You may guide these wretches to through their deaths!
For it is by coming here that you give cause for true power to arise! For I now take from you what I have sought, the item I need to free the final piece of my soul.
The Triforce of Wisdom...
You believe that a mere cage could contain true power? The strength of every sage combined through history has not yet been enough TO CONTAIN ME!
It is your soul that is in a cage!
A cage of light, a cage of hope, one made of these restraints called friendship, loyalty and decency! These...
Filthy cretins! Wretched servants, soon to be mine!
How you laugh and whine about your ideals! You are an infantile generation, yet to witness the strength of true power in your midst! Come and witness it now!
FOR TRUE POWER ARISES BEFORE YOU!
This thread and the wills of all who are in it...