Meg the Healer
Sage
I don't really have any quick one liners. Mine are generally between two or three characters. My favorite one though is between two friends:
Joel and Thomas were practicing their archery. Thomas pulled back another arrow and said, "You know, Joel, they say that which doesn't kill you ultimately makes you stronger." He released the string and the arrow zipped thru the air and went just left of the center target.
Joel lifted his bow and pulled back another arrow. "That's ridiculous." He fired the arrow. It hit the center target. "If I let you shoot me with an arrow and it makes me lose function in my arm, how exactly does that make me stronger?"
Thomas fired his next arrow and split Joel's. "Because it didn't kill you."
"But I've lost all function in my arm." He fired another arrow and it went right of center.
"Then maybe you shouldn't be letting me shoot you with arrows," he replied splitting Joel's arrow again.
Joel and Thomas were practicing their archery. Thomas pulled back another arrow and said, "You know, Joel, they say that which doesn't kill you ultimately makes you stronger." He released the string and the arrow zipped thru the air and went just left of the center target.
Joel lifted his bow and pulled back another arrow. "That's ridiculous." He fired the arrow. It hit the center target. "If I let you shoot me with an arrow and it makes me lose function in my arm, how exactly does that make me stronger?"
Thomas fired his next arrow and split Joel's. "Because it didn't kill you."
"But I've lost all function in my arm." He fired another arrow and it went right of center.
"Then maybe you shouldn't be letting me shoot you with arrows," he replied splitting Joel's arrow again.
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