Everything they told you is a lie...

[Guru Coyote]

"A roadrunner's top speed is 20 mph, while coyotes can reach up to 43 mph!"
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...04376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1&theater

Do you now see the "trickster" in "The Trickster"?

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

So THAT'S why roadrunners have to paint cliff-sides black to look like tunnels!

 

[Sparkie]

No... No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Penpilot]

No... No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I have to agree

 

[Anders Ämting]

 

[Guru Coyote]

"Video not available in Germany" yadayada... rats.

 

[SeverinR]

So THAT'S why roadrunners have to paint cliff-sides black to look like tunnels!

Its always funny until you walk into a side of a mountain,(alright twice), roadrunners never erase their work!
Even worse they're hiding and watching you do it, then do that Bleep-bleep thing after you do it.
I always cheer for Will E. after that.
I have written a letter to ACME company to make better anti-roadrunner products.

My top speed is no where near the roadrunners, and I couldn't get that Mexican mouse, Gonzales, to catch the roadrunner either,

 

[Guru Coyote]

Actually... I've recently become convinced that Will E. and the roadrunner are soul mates. After all, they DO bring out the worst in each other, like no one else ever could.