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Gecks

Scribe
5. Your grandma's apple pie recipe

Ingredients:
1 Apple Pie
Oven
Baking dish in which the apple pie will fit
Guests


Method:
*Go to store and purchase apple pie. Try to buy one that looks as home-made as possible.
*Return home and heat oven to some random temperature that will warm the pie but hopefully not cook it too much further
*Place pie in baking dish
*Discard all packaging
*Get a mixing bowl and other baking equipment, run water over it, and place it by the sink as though you've just washed up
*About 5 minutes before guests arrive, place pie in oven
*Greet guests. "Oh! You're just in time! The apple pie is almost ready!"
 

Legendary Sidekick

The HAM'ster
Moderator
Babies who blow out their 1st birthday candles are adorable, and my 'baby dragon' (born the Year of the Dragon) just had her first day of 'candle training.' She blew out the candle today—on her first day! She made a sound like, "Aaah, PAHH!" and the fire went out.

(Her sisters took ten days to blow out the candle. They are NOT dragons.)
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
Well....you know me.......

The rules and etiquette regarding birthday well-wishing and other related festivities do not concern THE REAVER.
 

Reaver

Staff
Moderator
Hector Savage. From Detroit.

Hey, I remember this punk. Ex-boxer.

His real name was Joey Chicago.

- Yeah. He fought as Kid Minneapolis.

I saw him fight once in Cincinnati

No, that's Kid New York, in Philly.

Killed in Houston, by Tex Colorado - The Arizona Assassin.

Yeah! From Dakota!

Was it North or South?

South Dakota was his brother, from West Virginia.

You know your boxing

All I know is never bet on the white guy.

10 REPUTATION POINTS to whoever can tell me what this dialogue is from.
 

Ireth

Myth Weaver
Funny excerpt from my youngest sister's 5th birthday this past Friday:

Mom: Make a wish and blow out the candle, Paige!
*Paige tries, but the candle doesn't go out*
All of us: Aww, try again!
*second attempt, no better than the first. Finally Paige picks up a napkin and waves it at the candle, putting it out.*
Keilah (second-youngest sister): *laughing* Fair enough!
 
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