Two Lies and a Truth

[Legendary Sidekick]

Now that everyone's onto us and our April Foolishness, let's have an April Fool's Day-themed challenge.

Ever hear of Two Truths and a Lie? Well, since it's April Fool's Day, we'll play that game but with an additional lie, hence the game name: Two Lies and a Truth.



What you do is post three things about yourself. (One sentence, three sentences… either way's good.) The next poster needs to guess which thing is true… and of course, post two lies and a truth about him/herself.

Also, if the next poster makes a correct guess, you should hit the thanks button.



I'll start by telling you three things about me, two of which are total BS…

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I have red hair, freckles, and green eyes.

 

[Ganondorf]

I have red hair, freckles, and green eyes.

All of my greatest minions are covered in red fur. As this will be your fate, it must also be your truth.

Now it is my turn.

I once let a peasant girl live because she made me laugh.

I once encountered a creature too powerful for me to kill.

I enjoy bathing alone in the hot springs with an old book when my demon slaves are not watching.

 

[Midna]

I enjoy bathing alone in the hot springs with an old book when my demon slaves are not watching.

This is the truth. I have seen it from the shadows - and I had to wash my eyes with soap afterwards.

My turn.

- I'm of the light.
- I'm of the dark.
- I'm laughing at you all.

 

[Philster401]

I'm laughing at all of you

I have tons of homework.
I am steerpike.
I am God.

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Remember that old Snickers commercial that went "Homework! Homework! Gimme a break?"

Well, I couldn't find it, so the hell with it. I guess homework and here's any old Snickers ad.

My surname is Italian.
I took my wife's Chinese name when we married.
My first and middle name are that of my father and Irish uncle.

 

[Philster401]

My first and middle name are that of my father and Irish uncle.
(Sorry can't give thanks right now try again later)

I am working on my hw
I have it out but not doing it
I just destroyed Earth

 

[Ganondorf]

I have it out but not doing it

I shall break the rules for this one:

Sheilawisz is Ganondorf.
Steerpike is Ganondorf.
Devor is Ganondorf.
Reaver is Ganondorf.
Philip Overby is Ganondorf.
I am Ganondorf.
T.Allen.Smith is Ganondorf.
Black Dragon is Ganondorf.

 

[Philster401]

(Again I will give thanks when available)

 

[The Goblin]

(...by having your homework out but not doing it, you have inflicted a wound upon the earth that will fester and lead to its destruction; thus, destroying earth is the goblin's answer...)

(Devor is The Goblin.)
(Legendary Sidekick is The Goblin.)
(Steerpike is The Goblin.)
V

 

[The Goblin]

(...gannondorf ninja'd the goblin but the goblin swears he thought of it first...)

(Gannondorf is the devil.)
V

 

[Philster401]

Legendary sidekick is the Goblin

I love doctor who
I hate doctor who
I hate fantasy

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Don't forget to guess Gannondorf's identity, non-hater. (Or anybody.)


The Goblin was made up by me.
Someone put me up to creating The Goblin.
The Goblin was based on a former member of this site.

 

[Devor]

Legendary sidekick is the Goblin

I could've been The Goblin. I could've . . . . I really couldn't, no.

You hate Doctor Who.


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I hate cats. I have allergies. My favorite fantasy creature isn't a dragon but a dwarf.

 

[Philster401]

Devor nope wrong answer try again.

 

[Philster401]

Devor is Ganondorf
AND My favorite fantasy creature isn't a dragon but a dwarf.

My hw has 20 pages of questions for all of modern world history
My hw is an English essay on the Illiad
My hw is none of these.

 

[Panda]

I
I hate cats. I have allergies. My favorite fantasy creature isn't a dragon but a dwarf.

You have allergies.

EDIT: You're writing about the Iliad. Sorry, slow panda paws.

My best friend nicknamed me "Panda" because...

...My reaction to 50 Shades of Gray was "I don't mate in captivity!"
...Pandas become aggressive when they see another panda being hurt, and I am protective of my friend
...I once walked into a bar, ate a hamburger, shot someone, and left

 

[Philster401]

Nope, 20 pages of questions, "hurrah"

 

[Philster401]

Nope, 20 pages of questions, "hurrah"And i think it is because you're prtective of your friends.

 

[Philster401]

Nope, 20 pages of questions, "hurrah"And i think it is because you're protective of your friends.

 

[Tom]

My best friend nicknamed me "Panda" because...

...My reaction to 50 Shades of Gray was "I don't mate in captivity!"

This one.

...I love DC Comics.

...My last name is German.

...I once went rock climbing in flip-flops.

EDIT: Dammit, I messed up. Forgot it was two lies, one truth. 2 & 3 are both true, and 1 is the lie.