Describe yourself in a nutshell

[NerdyCavegirl]

I like random threads like this because I'm a nosy shit and I like to talk about myself. The meaning of "in a nutshell" is pretty open because I'm fairly certain I can't. I'm usually picky about who I converse with, and I always like to maintain some level of anonymity, but I can prattle on endlessly about myself and my very controversial opinions when I feel like it. I absolutely hate small talk and sarcasm, I either just freeze up and tilt my head to the side or take everything seriously and go extremely in-depth. My own psychology, a drug commercial, falling in lava, etc, I like to analyze EVERYTHING. It's how I entertain myself. I'm also of superior intelligence, a natural health nut, a trees-are-people person, and an animated Disney geek. Of course you wouldn't think I had a brain at all when I throw a knife in a wall over someone being indecisive. I think so much that it just goes glitchy static sometimes. So that's me in a nutshell, I'm sure someone else can be more concise.

 

[Miskatonic]

Grumpy young man.

 

[Gryphos]

Socialist swaglord.

 

[Heliotrope]

Idealist romantic

 

[FifthView]

Neither the fourth nor the sixth view.

 

[Chessie]

Sarcastic mountain mama.

 

[Garren Jacobsen]

Sarcastic red-head with a bit of a chip on his shoulder.

 

[Incanus]

A nut who won't come out of his shell.

 

[Trick]

Angry old Irishman, with a 5 year old's imagination, trapped in a 27 year old body.

 

[A. E. Lowan]

The Evil Queen of Why

 

[Jerseydevil]

I'm interested in masculine things. Lifting weights, military history, combat sports, shooting guns (Poorly. I'm a terrible shot), and trying to live like a warrior scholar.

In a shorter nutshell: Manliness and dignity personified.

 

[ThinkerX]

Aging ugly white guy with no social life.

Whose knowledge is wide yet shallow.

 

[Penpilot]

Myself in a nutshell

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PP

Without sight, my other senses take over, the smell of the oils, the smooth uneven walls of the husk, the slightly bitter taste of the kernel as I take a bite. I need to keep my strength. The shell envelops. It traps. There's no way out. "Crack me. Crack me," I shout. Is anyone listening?

The End.

 

[Russ]

Someone quite concerned about modern narcissism.

 

[skip.knox]

So, do I describe myself as viewed from a nutshell? Or as if I were actually in a nutshell?

Unclear on the assignment.

 

[Bee]

Sentient fur.

 

[Miskatonic]

And if I was a nut I'd probably be a pistachio.

 

[Ban]

A uniquely generic young white guy.

 

[CrystalCHTriple]

I am a possibly eclectic individual who has thought experiments for no apparent reason, finds knowledge and comprehension intriguing, and prefers hummus over mayonnaise and falafel over hash browns.