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[Orc Knight]

When Chickens Kick Back.

 

[TheCrystallineEntity]

A day will come when the skies of Hyrule will darken, and the great Cucco swarms will descend and avenge their fallen comrades...

 

[pmmg]

Oh, lord, Had nothing clean for this one.

That's him, BWAAAAK! That's him! The Chicken F******s back! BWAAAAK! BWAAAAK!

 

[Dark Squiggle]

In an alternate timeline, Methodia Rascal survived painting The Battle of Koom Valley and decided he would face The Chicken head on. (Guess where I got that from)

 

[pmmg]

The nightmare was true, the hidden fox who stood on two legs, with the green pelt and padded feet had come at last. This time the chickens were ready. The alarm was bwaked. Never again...never again!

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

When the guys at Adventuring School called Roger a chicken, he hadn't realized until now what a compliment it was.

 

[CupofJoe]

Elise the elf was beginning to take the warnings about Giant Angry Chicken Syndrom very seriously

 

[Penpilot]

When Link heard the words "Who's sky is falling now, mother clucker!" he realized he should have never mocked Chicken Little.

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To use the phone booth.

(I know, it's a stretch. )

 

[pmmg]

Link came upon the scene, expecting the meet with Star Fox, and together they would become the new Supersmash champions, but alas, he was too late, the chickens had already had their revenge.

 

[Devor]

And the thread was Hijacked by Ganondorf no longer.

 

[pmmg]

I had no idea...

 

[pmmg]

 

[pmmg]

Dude, get your hand off my knee....

 

[Dark Squiggle]

When the great philosopher said the train would not come tonight, all of his disciples broke down crying.

 

[Ban]

If Socrates starts ranting again about how the song of Ice and Fire books are better than the tv-show, I have half a mind to poison him

 

[CupofJoe]

If one more person wakes me up to change the sheets, I'm got to write a really crappy review of Trip Advisor!!!

 

[Penpilot]

"I have been cleansed once more. Bring me the next patient," said the proctologist.

 

[Michael K. Eidson]

"What's up?" asked a student, to which the teacher responded by pointing at the ceiling. Some observers interpreted this to mean something important waited upstairs, and headed up to the next floor, where Cerberus ate their heads.

 

[pmmg]

And the first great truth is this...Hey, Plato, why aren't you writing this down. This is good stuff... And the first great truth...