CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
...But I really wish they'd line up like the rest of us and not jump the queue.
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Orc Knight
Auror
The Festival of Fools on the Fantasy version Moreau's island was getting closer and closer to be a nude version every year.
L. Blades
Dreamer
... "That's my opinion on ninjas sir, now please put some clothes on!!"
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Jack's decision to "harpoon" the attacking rocket with his new tractor beam proved disastrous for all three of them.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Steve didn't care how fast Amazon Extra-Prime delivery was...
The Drone was invading his airspace and he had the right to defend himself. No, he had not just the Right, he had the Duty!!!
The Drone was invading his airspace and he had the right to defend himself. No, he had not just the Right, he had the Duty!!!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
It wasn't til after the battle that the three realized the mistake of using their own ship for bait.
TheCrystallineEntity
Istar
L. Blades
Dreamer
Commencing Ignore Mode Countermeasures!! - Release the flare!!!
Orc Knight
Auror
The Red Planet Rebels, who considered themselves the greatest Martian minds, were about to quickly find that their experimental weapon to win the war of Terran Aggression would leave them vapor dust upon the red winds.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Laika the dog loathed the days when her master abandoned her at the hotel every time he tried to pick up school girls...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
One day, on the prairie of Prax, came a north going Zax and a south going Zax....
Orc Knight
Auror
"Did you find the troll?"
"I did not find the troll."
"So be it. Time to try the other side. Get the chicken."
"I did not find the troll."
"So be it. Time to try the other side. Get the chicken."
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Supplemental log: the landing pod deployed safely and I soon found myself gazing at the sun of a new world. My sense of awe was short-lived, however, as I was immediately captured by a local. She has dubbed me “Mr Fluffins.” Please send reinforcements. Hurry.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Wow, the world is so big.
Orc Knight
Auror
The Catnip Carrier is entertaining for all kitties.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
You pee in one Memo tray by mistake and it is Solitary!
Unfortunately Shteigan's meditation and mindfulness practices proved ineffective underseas.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Turns out, asking the gods for a trip to the elemental plane of water was not such a good idea.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
No matter how much he tried to drink, Uncle Vanya could not get rid of the taste of that bad Oyster.