Orc Knight
Auror
Salvaging for his own sunken ship, Captain Wayneward was very sorry he only learned how to swim from the frogs at his catfish pond back at home.
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A good villain always needs a little more bling.
Orc Knight
Auror
The Third Street Saints Boss got a bit of a godly upgrade.
TheCrystallineEntity
Istar
After the 300th wish, Thanos finally regretted finding the genie in the first place.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Officer... I swear... A golden unicorn came passed and puked this stuff all over me.
DJ Thanos, dropping half rhymes all around.
TheCrystallineEntity
Istar
pmmg
Myth Weaver
*Cough* *Cough* lame *Cough*
Orc Knight
Auror
Eight votes for grilled cheese made by the greatest chef in The Sims and one abstaining for being on the phone.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Just moments before the algebra quiz saw all of them defeated...
TheCrystallineEntity
Istar
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Her reaction to learning that the Fathom prologue, the Boring Bore of Hyperborea, was already nearly complete.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
No one believed Elizabeth had accidently left it too late to book a holiday to Hedonism II
TheCrystallineEntity
Istar
Dark Squiggle
Troubadour
You did say you wanted to be "in the room where it happens".
"That investment in head growth and head growth accessories we made last quarter really paid off boss"
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Bob, your head is bobbling again...
TheCrystallineEntity
Istar
"That is the last time I use that weird hair conditioner..."
"You and me both."
"You and me both."
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
The Head-butting challenge for a mate had some interesting consequences to Natural Evolution.
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None of the Jensens ever liked that good-for-nothing brat, Billy, from next door. At least not until the day Mom cornered him in her kitchen with a rolling pin. A few hours at 350 degrees brought the whole family around the to idea that Billy was good for something after all
