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Myth Weaver
And on the thirteenth day if christmas my true love gave to me:

fuzzywhizikens, destroyer of nice things….

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Ate Twelve drummers drumming,
Chased eleven pipers piping,
Clawed ten lords a-leaping,
Scared nine ladies dancing,
Stole eight maids a-milking,
Attacked seven swans a-swimming,
Laid waste to six geese a-laying,
Lost five golden rings.
Bit Four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves
and scratched up a partridge in a pear tree!
 

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My name is Catsimus Retchimus Meowridius, commander of the armies which do purr, general of the feline legions, loyal servant to no owner. Father to countless litters, mate of any cat I meet. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
 

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The Quebecois found that Cirque du Soleil Cat Edition was not a success. While the cats were capable of impressive displays of acrobatic prowess, their refusal to follow a script and penchant for causing mayhem made for a poor show.
 
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