"I've got the bare necessities, now I want the bear necessities."
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"I've got the bare necessities, now I want the bear necessities."
"If you're such a good actor," the bear whimpered, "then why don't you ACT LIKE YOU LOVE ME AND OUR CHILDREN!"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Bear was beginning to regret to agreeing to play "Squid Games" hide and seek.
KestrelDC
Dreamer
The bear did not understand how Farmer John couldn't see his win was fair and square. Farmer John insisted it was rigged.
Rosemary Tea
Auror
"No, you can't have my trophy! I won it fair and square! I'm proud of taking first place in the human hunt!"
"Chicken nuggets is like my family!"
Congratulations if you know/remember that one.
Congratulations if you know/remember that one.
FifthView
Vala
"This egg laying business is tougher than it looks!"
Rosemary Tea
Auror
He was known by many names: Sir Isaac Bonecrusher, El Pollo Loco, The Great Chicken Master, but the nickname that stuck best to this fearsome prize fighter was Ikey Chickenheart.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Though he identified as a chicken, and the sport was accepting, Benny was not thrilled with the type of women he attracted.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Some began to wonder if the Marvel franchise had run out of steam when they unveiled the latest Avenger.
After winning a fortune in the wrestling ring, El Pollo Loco never again had a good reason.... to cross the road.
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pmmg
Myth Weaver
Five hundred times i enter the ring and yet they persist in calling me chicken.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Benny was in a FOWL mood...
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
He told no-one but El Pollo Loco was secretly dreaming about the family bucket of wings he would have after the fight.
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"… You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Cluck..."
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Cluck..."
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Mad Swede
Auror
I'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
In the shade
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
In the shade
Miles Lacey
Archmage
"As the impact of global climate change became more acute sea creatures were forced to adapt to the new conditions. Yet, even marine biologists were somewhat taken aback by the emergence of Octopus vulgaris musicus whose new habitat were seedy bars where watered down drinks were served."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Play the Octopus song again!