Just like Thales, the statue thought everything was water. Unlike Thales, the statue could have snapped out of it were he to be turned around.
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Rosemary Tea
Auror
The Stone Giants' bathhouse
Miles Lacey
Archmage
The stone giant awoke after several centuries with a migraine headache and groaned, "What in Odin's name is that bloody noise!?"
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Medusa meets Global Warming... Bugger!
pmmg
Myth Weaver
They had to ask the stone giant to leave the canal for making divers uncomfortable with his whistling.
Orc Knight
Auror
The moment the team learned Barney had a Final Boss Mode wasn't pretty.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Famous last photos found on cell phones.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Its was just at this moment that steve regretted all those things he said about eve and storming out of the garden.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
It was only when Jake turned off the kitten filter did he realise his "image problem" wasn't the filter.
Mad Swede
Auror
And I thought 3D Monster Maze was only a game.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Turns out the dinosaurs weren't extinct, and they're mad!
Rosemary Tea
Auror
Jurassic Park: the last vacation destination you'll ever need.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
What? Seth? Seth the Axeman? I think he lives down that way...
Mad Swede
Auror
I don't care who you are, you can't scythe your way through my forest like that.
The reason why the Reaper was always so grim: he kept getting lost.
Rosemary Tea
Auror
"Oh, no, Mr. Death, you don't want me. You're looking for my brother. He's even older and more decrepit than me. He lives down that way."
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Ya, ya, ya...I saw them. Four hobbits, a dwarf an elf and some human types. They went that way. What's that? Bad heart? The king wont be returning... Guess that makes sense to you...
pmmg
Myth Weaver
What's that you said? Mad Swede? Rosemary? Skip nocks? P somehing? Never heard of them. Maybe you should try a different web site.
Orc Knight
Auror
"Oh, you're new help for Farmer Ben since his kid's ran off to be adventurers. Just go up the road two miles, they have the cross hatch wheat and rye fields."