This is an anti-introduction.

[seymour]

I am not saying hi, and I am definitely not saying that I am shy. Even through layers of internet, zeroes and ones and words may protect me from utter vulnerability of being known, I will not say "hello".
I am not blushing right now and my heart is not beating too fast with the anticipation of finding fellow writers.

I believe that I have made myself clear.
That being said,

Hello.

 

[pmmg]

And suddenly Seymour is saying hello.

Howdy Seymour, welcome here.

 

[Avery Moore]

I am not replying. I am not welcoming you to the site. I do not hope you have a great time here!

 

[skip.knox]

This is not a welcome. It's scarcely an acknowledgment. It's merely a message drifting on the aether, which you might or might not notice.

 

[CupofJoe]

Well... I am saying Hello...
Hail and well-met seymour
Feel free to ignore me...

 

[Maker of Things Not Kings]

You're here. I'm here. Why does it have to mean anything more?