Aqua Buddha
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A press release says that Elijah Wood will be appearing in the Hobbit movies. How can that be?
Beh. Too much attention on Hobbits. We all know who the real stars of this movie are.
Nah, the hero was Tom Bombadil, who rode a fat pony and sang his problems away. Nothing is more badass than singing down and undead monster while smiling with the cheer of a drugged up Santa Claus.