So you want to rub a lamp, do you? Here are many mighty Genies, beings of great magic who might turn out to be your greatest boon or your greatest bane. Feel free to use them in your worlds/games.
1-Classic Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. A very happy Genie, for you have freed it from it's imprisonment. So happy in fact, that it grants you three wishes with it's powerful magic. Choose wisely.
2-Ungrateful Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Who looks you up and down with a face contorted with rage, draws a magical scimitar and attacks you, clearly intending to end your life. If you have no magical weapon of your own and cannot fight it with spells, RUN! If you do manage to kill the Genie, it vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving it's magical scimitar behind. Congratulations, at least you got a magical weapon out of it.
3-I'm Busy
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie.In a smart suit. Who looks you up and down and tells you he is busy in a conference with demons and would you rub the lamp again next Friday if you want to talk to him, then turns around and vanishes back into the lamp. Summoning him again before next Friday makes him warn you to go away and vanish once more, doing it a third time before the due date makes him so angry that he tries to kill you like the Genie from #2.
4-Crazy Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie.Which starts burbling softly, making animal noises and playing with it's bottom lip. Sadly it's long imprisonment within the lamp has turned it insane. Speaking gently to it means it will shy away, whilst demanding things from it either makes it flee from you or try to kill you like the Genie from #2.
5-Weak Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a sadly far from powerful Genie. It's ages spent imprisoned in the lamp have greatly weakened it and although it is almost pathetically grateful to be freed and grants you three wishes, they are small things like healing cuts and the like. It no longer has the magical power of old.
6-Stone Age War Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a Genie clad in animal skins and bear tooth jewelery like a caveman. It gestures at you, smiles, then shimmers and vanishes. And it is then that you discover that your sword is a sharp but short flint knife and your armour and clothing have been replaced with the animal skins of a caveman. The Genie was a spirt of war that was imprisoned many thousands of years ago in the Stone Age;and it thinks it still is the Stone Age. So it has given you as a present the latest weapons and clothing...the latest Stone Age weapons and clothing, that is. Sadly, your metal weapons, armour, modern clothing,any tech you possess, are now gone.
7-Mercenary Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. When you ask him for three wishes, he tells you that he does not give out wishes for free. If you want his help, you have to pay him either in cold hard cash or in magical items, and for anything big his prices range from steep to astronomical. If you don't have enough money to pay him, he teleports away with a loud pop, leaving a foul smell of brimstone behind.
8-Empty Lamp
You rub the lamp, and nothing happens. If this lamp ever had a genie within it, the genie is long gone. You might be able to sell the lamp for a gold piece at a junk shop, though.
9-Poison Gas!
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie, who seems friendly enough. Unfortunatly the gas he is made of is hydrogen cyanide, highly poisonous to human lungs and unless you have a way to protect yourself from the fumes you may well choke to death before you can ask for any wishes, more so if you are in an enclosed space.
10-Ha Ha, very funny
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a pair of...blue jeans, with an E in red thread sewn onto the left trouser leg. Clearly some wizard's idea of a hilarious joke.
11-I can't understand you
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. When you try to speak to it, you quickly find that the language it it speaks has been dead for centuries. If you have something like a Potion of Mis Understanding Languages or a Translator of Political Corectness you can ask it for help and it will help you within reason, otherwise it teleports away without either helping or harming you.
12-Just no
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Who point blank refuses to grant you any wishes as it says humans allways ask for ridiculous things when wishes are granted, and besides, it says it has other things to do then help you like some lowly imp.
13-Trapped!
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and covers you, then...pulls you into the lamp! The inside of the lamp resembles a comfy room with a nice bed , and inside it you will neither age nor need to go to the toilet. But there is not much light in there, and you can't get out. You are stuck in there until somebody else rubs the lamp and takes your place. If you found the lamp all alone in the willderness, it could be a long wait until you get out. Hopefully you have a torch and some books with you.
14-Three Wishes
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Clearly angry at being disturbed, and towering over you, the genie demands that you grant him three wishes. They will not be ones that are impossible for you to grant. If you refuse and certainly if you tell the Genie that it should grant you wishes and not the other way around, it will become furious and try to kill you like the Genie from #2.
15-Riddling Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Who is willing to help you if you play a riddle game with it. The bigger a favour you want from it, the harder the riddle, and failure will mean it teleports out of sight without giving you any help at all.
1-Classic Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. A very happy Genie, for you have freed it from it's imprisonment. So happy in fact, that it grants you three wishes with it's powerful magic. Choose wisely.
2-Ungrateful Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Who looks you up and down with a face contorted with rage, draws a magical scimitar and attacks you, clearly intending to end your life. If you have no magical weapon of your own and cannot fight it with spells, RUN! If you do manage to kill the Genie, it vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving it's magical scimitar behind. Congratulations, at least you got a magical weapon out of it.
3-I'm Busy
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie.In a smart suit. Who looks you up and down and tells you he is busy in a conference with demons and would you rub the lamp again next Friday if you want to talk to him, then turns around and vanishes back into the lamp. Summoning him again before next Friday makes him warn you to go away and vanish once more, doing it a third time before the due date makes him so angry that he tries to kill you like the Genie from #2.
4-Crazy Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie.Which starts burbling softly, making animal noises and playing with it's bottom lip. Sadly it's long imprisonment within the lamp has turned it insane. Speaking gently to it means it will shy away, whilst demanding things from it either makes it flee from you or try to kill you like the Genie from #2.
5-Weak Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a sadly far from powerful Genie. It's ages spent imprisoned in the lamp have greatly weakened it and although it is almost pathetically grateful to be freed and grants you three wishes, they are small things like healing cuts and the like. It no longer has the magical power of old.
6-Stone Age War Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a Genie clad in animal skins and bear tooth jewelery like a caveman. It gestures at you, smiles, then shimmers and vanishes. And it is then that you discover that your sword is a sharp but short flint knife and your armour and clothing have been replaced with the animal skins of a caveman. The Genie was a spirt of war that was imprisoned many thousands of years ago in the Stone Age;and it thinks it still is the Stone Age. So it has given you as a present the latest weapons and clothing...the latest Stone Age weapons and clothing, that is. Sadly, your metal weapons, armour, modern clothing,any tech you possess, are now gone.
7-Mercenary Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. When you ask him for three wishes, he tells you that he does not give out wishes for free. If you want his help, you have to pay him either in cold hard cash or in magical items, and for anything big his prices range from steep to astronomical. If you don't have enough money to pay him, he teleports away with a loud pop, leaving a foul smell of brimstone behind.
8-Empty Lamp
You rub the lamp, and nothing happens. If this lamp ever had a genie within it, the genie is long gone. You might be able to sell the lamp for a gold piece at a junk shop, though.
9-Poison Gas!
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie, who seems friendly enough. Unfortunatly the gas he is made of is hydrogen cyanide, highly poisonous to human lungs and unless you have a way to protect yourself from the fumes you may well choke to death before you can ask for any wishes, more so if you are in an enclosed space.
10-Ha Ha, very funny
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a pair of...blue jeans, with an E in red thread sewn onto the left trouser leg. Clearly some wizard's idea of a hilarious joke.
11-I can't understand you
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. When you try to speak to it, you quickly find that the language it it speaks has been dead for centuries. If you have something like a Potion of Mis Understanding Languages or a Translator of Political Corectness you can ask it for help and it will help you within reason, otherwise it teleports away without either helping or harming you.
12-Just no
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Who point blank refuses to grant you any wishes as it says humans allways ask for ridiculous things when wishes are granted, and besides, it says it has other things to do then help you like some lowly imp.
13-Trapped!
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and covers you, then...pulls you into the lamp! The inside of the lamp resembles a comfy room with a nice bed , and inside it you will neither age nor need to go to the toilet. But there is not much light in there, and you can't get out. You are stuck in there until somebody else rubs the lamp and takes your place. If you found the lamp all alone in the willderness, it could be a long wait until you get out. Hopefully you have a torch and some books with you.
14-Three Wishes
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Clearly angry at being disturbed, and towering over you, the genie demands that you grant him three wishes. They will not be ones that are impossible for you to grant. If you refuse and certainly if you tell the Genie that it should grant you wishes and not the other way around, it will become furious and try to kill you like the Genie from #2.
15-Riddling Genie
You rub the lamp. There is a hissing sound and a puff of gasses erupts from it and solidifies into a mighty Genie. Who is willing to help you if you play a riddle game with it. The bigger a favour you want from it, the harder the riddle, and failure will mean it teleports out of sight without giving you any help at all.