500 questions asked by writers when developing their story.

500 questions is way too many questions my adhd ass. =/

 

I made it through the 7:30 mark.

Something about it is reassuring. Such variety of persons, but such familiar questioning, ideation!

I tried imagining asking those questions, as they were asking them, about my own projects.

I think I might return to the video sometime, watch more of it. But I can't do more than about 7 minutes at a time, I suspect.

 

I got about 30 seconds in. Not for me i think.

 

Before I watch this video, I’m going to make a prediction and guess that half of the questions will be some variation of “what gives you a strong emotional or personal connection to the story that you are looking to write?” since that seems to be the default “advice” that people (particularly screenwriters) like to ask rather than explaining the mechanics of storytelling or how to develop a plot from a theme.

Edit: ok, it wasn’t half the video. Just the first five minutes.

Either way, I still really don’t care for the “obvious rhetorical questions as a substitute for advice, guidance or suggestion” method of helping writers with their stories. As I look for advice and try to give advice, I’ve learned more and more that you can’t tell an up-and-coming writer anything meaningful unless you get some dialogue going on with them.

 

Wait, people ask questions when developing a story?

 

Actually I do tend to ask one question as I write... and it’s the same as a classic SNL skit with Steve Martin and Bill Murray... What the hell is that?

 

I think the questions I most often ask are:

1) Now that the story is here, how do I get the story to there?

2) Is anything in this connecting scene interesting?

3) Now that Character X has said or done X, what would character B say or do about it?

4) Ugh...this story is not going the way I want, how can I save it?

5) Should I go and rewrite that, or just start something new?

6) Does any of this matter, and will anyone read it anyway?

7) Will I ever finish this?

8) Will this ever sell?

9) Will anyone like it? Understand it? Appreciate it?

10) Would it be helpful if I did an outline?

11) What if I actually write out the history somewhere?

12) Why wont the world recognize my genius?

13) How can I let anyone read this with all those mistakes in it?

14) Crap that other guy used my idea first...Why am I always too slow?

15) Why wont the world go away so I can write this?


That seems like a good list of them.

 

"Why have I been staring at a blank page for two hours?"

"Has the blank page been staring at me?"

 

The real question is does IT hate you as much as you hate it.