PlotHolio
Sage
Let's look at the evidence...
1. Actually is Dolan.
2. I have had dreams involving violence and psychological trauma since I was eight years old. In fact, an ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I posted one of my dreams to Facebook and it gave her nightmares.
3. My two favorite movies as a child were The Pagemaster and Alien. The Pagemaster taught me that the ocean was terrifying. Alien taught me that monsters were cool.
4. I like anime and manga because I think other forms of visual media are too tame.
5. Abercrombie has nothing on me if I'm in a bad mood.
6. Honorous Jorg Ancrath is my (anti)hero.
7. I have Tourette syndrom, and my tic is to randomly assume a demonic voice and say "What is your name?"
8. After taking melatonin supplement and a stress-relief medication, it still takes me up to three hours to fall asleep because I can't stop thinking about how I'd terrorize people if I got superpowers. My personal favorites involve killing entire families, nailing their heads to the wall, and leaving one of their children alive but crippled to tell the story.
9. My test readers say that I have a penchant for creating terrifying monsters.
10. I've written a (nearly) complete rework of the Will Smith film i, Robot. It has almost the exact same story and dialogue as the movie, but replaces Will Smith with Ash Ketchum and all the robots with Pokemon.
1. Actually is Dolan.
2. I have had dreams involving violence and psychological trauma since I was eight years old. In fact, an ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I posted one of my dreams to Facebook and it gave her nightmares.
3. My two favorite movies as a child were The Pagemaster and Alien. The Pagemaster taught me that the ocean was terrifying. Alien taught me that monsters were cool.
4. I like anime and manga because I think other forms of visual media are too tame.
5. Abercrombie has nothing on me if I'm in a bad mood.
6. Honorous Jorg Ancrath is my (anti)hero.
7. I have Tourette syndrom, and my tic is to randomly assume a demonic voice and say "What is your name?"
8. After taking melatonin supplement and a stress-relief medication, it still takes me up to three hours to fall asleep because I can't stop thinking about how I'd terrorize people if I got superpowers. My personal favorites involve killing entire families, nailing their heads to the wall, and leaving one of their children alive but crippled to tell the story.
9. My test readers say that I have a penchant for creating terrifying monsters.
10. I've written a (nearly) complete rework of the Will Smith film i, Robot. It has almost the exact same story and dialogue as the movie, but replaces Will Smith with Ash Ketchum and all the robots with Pokemon.