Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Steerpike, Dec 10, 2017.
When the Jabberwocky played chess with the Grim Jabberreaper.
"Now when the knight rushes you with his lance, it's most fun if you push the archer in his way."
Really, I can keep it?
Sure, go ahead. I have plenty more.
For you Mom, on mother's day
(Wish I had thought of that one yesterday....)
Hmmm...did not realize the dragon was so big.... Maybe the Princess can save herself.
The early re-enactments of the Smaug/Bilbo scene left a little to be desired.
You know that crystal is see through, right?
Found you! Now you're it.
I don't need to see you, I can smell you. When is the last time you took a bath?
"Clever knight, hiding behind my droppings to mask your scent...."
"Pardon me, do you know what time it is? My phone doesn't get service in this cave."
Hope you brought more quarters knight.
Advertisement for armor testers left out a few details.
And just then the artist suffered a massive coronary.
That diamond is much too heavy for you to lift.
"Good Gracious...Another one? Look, she took half my stuff and moved out. If you want her, she's in the village next door. No princess here."
When interspecies dating is socially acceptable, but not survivable.
Dirk figures out too late why there's no scores yet for epic level hide-and-seek.
The diamond ring was way to small, she said. You are always, ahem, underperforming, she said. What do I look like, a cheap date, she said. I am going to burn you to a smoldering stump, she said.
It was just a regular Friday evening.