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Describe yourself in a nutshell

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by NerdyCavegirl, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. NerdyCavegirl

    NerdyCavegirl Sage

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    I like random threads like this because I'm a nosy shit and I like to talk about myself. The meaning of "in a nutshell" is pretty open because I'm fairly certain I can't. I'm usually picky about who I converse with, and I always like to maintain some level of anonymity, but I can prattle on endlessly about myself and my very controversial opinions when I feel like it. I absolutely hate small talk and sarcasm, I either just freeze up and tilt my head to the side or take everything seriously and go extremely in-depth. My own psychology, a drug commercial, falling in lava, etc, I like to analyze EVERYTHING. It's how I entertain myself. I'm also of superior intelligence, a natural health nut, a trees-are-people person, and an animated Disney geek. Of course you wouldn't think I had a brain at all when I throw a knife in a wall over someone being indecisive. I think so much that it just goes glitchy static sometimes. So that's me in a nutshell, I'm sure someone else can be more concise.
     
  2. Miskatonic

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    Grumpy young man.
     
  3. Gryphos

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    Socialist swaglord.
     
  4. Heliotrope

    Heliotrope Staff Article Team

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    Idealist romantic
     
  5. FifthView

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    Neither the fourth nor the sixth view.
     
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  6. Chessie

    Chessie Guest

    Sarcastic mountain mama.
     
  7. Sarcastic red-head with a bit of a chip on his shoulder.
     
  8. Incanus

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    A nut who won't come out of his shell.
     
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  9. Trick

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    Angry old Irishman, with a 5 year old's imagination, trapped in a 27 year old body.
     
  10. A. E. Lowan

    A. E. Lowan Forum Mom Leadership

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    The Evil Queen of Why
     
  11. Jerseydevil

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    I'm interested in masculine things. Lifting weights, military history, combat sports, shooting guns (Poorly. I'm a terrible shot), and trying to live like a warrior scholar.

    In a shorter nutshell: Manliness and dignity personified.
     
  12. ThinkerX

    ThinkerX Myth Weaver

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    Aging ugly white guy with no social life.

    Whose knowledge is wide yet shallow.
     
  13. Penpilot

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    Myself in a nutshell

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    Without sight, my other senses take over, the smell of the oils, the smooth uneven walls of the husk, the slightly bitter taste of the kernel as I take a bite. I need to keep my strength. The shell envelops. It traps. There's no way out. "Crack me. Crack me," I shout. Is anyone listening?

    The End.
     
  14. Russ

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    Someone quite concerned about modern narcissism.
     
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  15. skip.knox

    skip.knox toujours gai, archie Moderator

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    So, do I describe myself as viewed from a nutshell? Or as if I were actually in a nutshell?

    Unclear on the assignment.
     
  16. Bee

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    Sentient fur.
     
  17. Miskatonic

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    And if I was a nut I'd probably be a pistachio. :D
     
  18. Ban

    Ban Sir Laserface Article Team

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    A uniquely generic young white guy.
     
  19. CrystalCHTriple

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    I am a possibly eclectic individual who has thought experiments for no apparent reason, finds knowledge and comprehension intriguing, and prefers hummus over mayonnaise and falafel over hash browns.
     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2016
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