you will open every Oreo you ever eat.
Ah... so the secret is not to eat Oreos...It happens, even in a sterile factory or a restaurant or a home cooked meal. It's worth the willies, okay, but it's not worth being paranoid about every time you eat your Oreos.
Don't panic, don't panic...
Your body has an enzyme that will break it down and digest it. We have evolved this from the average of 8 spiders a year that crawl into our mouths while we sleep.
I hate you, Steerpike. :mad2:
I bet if you ate that, you wouldn't even notice the spider. The sweetness of the cookie would have covered the taste completely. However, try covering up this bad boy...