Alright, here's for the age-old stupid question. Which animal would win in a fight, hippos or rhinos? I'm putting all my money on the hippo. Aside from dogs, they are the deadliest mammals on earth. They have a remendous bite, their blubber should be able to withstand a rhino charge and because they constantly cover themselves in water and mud to stay cool, many blows from the rhino may be deflected, giving the hippo a chance to bite. Yes, I am indeed bored. No, all my money isn't much of a bet.