1. Sep 15, 2020 #1
   

   skip.knox toujours gai, archie Moderator

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   So, I have a newsfeed that consists of headlines plus maybe a lead line under it. I'm sure most of us do. I'm scanning down the list today and my eyes read the following:
   
   How to Make Humans from Scratch
   
   Well, that does tend to draw one up short. I think my eyes skidded a bit. Scroll back up. Look again. Oh.
   
   How to Make Hummus from Scratch
   
   But golly gee the writer in me does yearn for the first one!

    

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2. Sep 15, 2020 #2
   

   Insolent Lad Inkling

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   Synthetic Men! (like on Burroughs's Barsoom) I was in a band that named ourselves Synthetic Men at one time.

    

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3. Sep 15, 2020 #3
   

   skip.knox toujours gai, archie Moderator

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   Are We Not (Synthetic) Men?

    

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4. Oct 25, 2020 #4
   

   John Xavier Acolyte

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   No, synthetic or otherwise, we are Devo.
   
   As for "Making Humans from Scratch"... sounds like a sci-fi short story to me, about some alien preteen who gets an Easy-Bake-oven like kit for their spawnday and the hijinks that ensue when the freshly cooked humans start running amok.

    
5. Oct 25, 2020 #5
   

   Ban Sir Laserface Article Team

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   You find two tree trunks and then you and your two brothers wish they were humans of course.

    

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