Jerk MC Challenge!

Ever want to write a total jerk MC and make that jerk the hero? Well, it's probably a really bad idea—or maybe it isn't! Why not test this jerk MC out in the Jerk MC Challenge!™ created right here on this very site by a legend in his own mind, The Sidekick!

Shove your way to the front of the buffet line and be the first to join the challenge. And if someone already did that, read that person's jerk-hero story then join the challenge and write an even bigger jerk who turns out to be an even bigger hero.

What are you waiting for? An invitation? Well, okay!

Dear Scribe,

You are cordially invited to attend the "Jerk MC Challenge!" on this Twenty-Fourth day of August in the Two-Thousand Fifteenth Year of Our Lord at Ten Minutes to the Third Hour of the afternoon here on the Eastern Seaboard of these United States. Kindly RSPV no later than Columbus Day of this year, and bring either a bottle of fine wine or one story of a jerk, if you will, who committed an heroic deed.

Sincerely,
Sid E. Kick​