This isn't marketing, I swear! I've been perusing the Mythic Scribes shop (looking at things I can't afford to buy), and I started having a little fun thinking of gifts for some of our members here. Stuff like "I know who'd like that," or "This would be appropriate for so-and-so," that kind of thing. Here's what I have so far: T. Allen Smith - Apron (For when he does all the cooking at the Official Mythic Scribes Dinner Party. ) FatCat - Shot Glass (Inside joke here.) Phil the Drill - Gym Bag (He was a wrestler, after all.) Chilari - Teapot (Diet or not, she can still enjoy a little tea, no?) Legendary Sidekick - Messenger Bag (For the hopefully soon-to-be school principal/fantasy web comic author.) Ireth - Stadium Blanket (For those cold Canadian winters.) Steerpike - Mug (For when he puts milk in his tea.) ***** That's all I have from the official lists in the shop. Now on to the real fun stuff: Made-up gifts for members! Reaver - Official Mythic Scribes Flak Jacket (I just think he should have one.) Caged Maiden - Official Mythic Scribes Pin Cushion (For the costume creator.) Sheilawisz - Official Mythic Scribes Magic Staff (I also nominate Sheila for the post of Official MS Sorceress.) Anders Amting - Official Mythic Scribes Scabbard Set (Comes in various sizes for all your sword-sheathing needs.) Steepike - Official Mythic Scribes Prologue-Remover (I'm not sure what it is or how it works, but Steepike needs one.) Little Storm Cloud - Official Mythic Scribes pickup truck from the Twister movie (Comes with product placement of your choice.) Benjamin Clayborne - Official Mythic Scribes Andriod Schematic Wallscroll (Another inside joke here.) Ankari - Official Mythic Scribes Dungeon Master's Screen (For the hope that, one day, Dragon's Egg with be played on a tabletop.) Ravana - Official Mythic Scribes Book: Everything you wanted to know about everything but were afraid to ask (Redundant, really. Ravana will have already read it.) Black Dragon - Official Mythic Scribes Autographed Set Of Peter Jackson Photos (One when he was fat, one when he wasn't!) Ok, I may have gotten carried away here. Anyone else have imaginary gift ideas?