Seems like I may have seen this elsewhere before, but I thought it could be fun to post what you think your Dungeons and Dragons stats would be for yourself in real life. I know most everyone here has either read a book based of a Dungeons and Dragons world or has played the game at some point, so let's throw it out there. I'm posting 2nd Edition stats because I'm semi-old school. Feel free to post whatever edition makes you happy. Name: Phil Class: Warlock (School teacher) Level: 4 (been teaching about four years) Sex: Male Race: Human Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Age: 31 Strength: 12 (I can sort of lift stuff) Dexterity: 14 (probably lost some points with age) Constitution: 9 (health problems keep cropping up, but nothing too bad) Intelligence: 15 (I'm pretty smart!) Wisdom: 15 (I know lots of junk!) Charisma: 13 (decent looking guy with a pretty nice personality ) Weapon: Staff of Tongues+2 (dry erase marker+2) Armor: Cloak of Displacement (worn out suit made of a displacer beast, uh, I mean cotton) Wow, that kind of boosted my self-esteem a little bit.