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Chaotic Shiny--A fun Site

So, I was looking around this site [thanks to ThinkerX for first posting it], and I found a page labeled Bizarre Alchemy [Generator].

Here's some of the weirder ones:

Orange soda + Mithril + Shake thoroughly = Wine

Frisbee + Jetski + Magic = Limestone

Cement + Chocolate + Fire = Gold

Limestone + Bottle caps + Instructions from IKEA = Fire Opals

Charcoal + Polyester + Faulty logic = Green Paint

Cell phone + Spare tire + SCIENCE! = Beer

Marshmallows + Opals + Lightning = Jello

Champagne + Peanut Butter + Fire = Cheese

Rubber Cement + Chocolate + Prayers to Cthulu = Grape jelly


Then, on the Good Idea page, I got these:

Win yonder fair maiden and turn back the advancing horde by wearing a funny hat.

Destroy the evil artifact and return from exile by making a valient last stand and drawing on a talent for ventriloquism with the help of a small child.

Slay the obnoxiously smug vampire by performing elaborate acrobatics and summoning the genie.


Then, on the Conspiracy Page, I got:

Elves are conspiring with Bill Gates to create Godzilla.

Little old ladies are conspiring with orcs to build the doomsday device and do bad things.

The girlscouts are conspiring with zombies to make horrible movies.


Then, on the Academic Field Page, I got:

Nihilist Reasoning

Ethereal Cosmology

Conditional Religion


Here's the link to the main page:
Chaotic Shiny - Writing and RPG-Related Generators

So, what crazy things have you guys invented?
 

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Troglodytic Trouvère
Article Team
fun site indeed. Springhole and seventh sanctum are great generator sites as well.
 
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