Roel Twen Karstenberg

You can find my works under my real name Roel (Twen) Karstenberg and on this forum I by Ban. In addition I also accept any of the following names: The Stilton Swindler. The Emmental Criminal. The Gouda Gangster. The Roquefort Robber. The Parmezan Pirate. The Cheddar Cheat. The Manchego Marauder. The Mozerella Mobster. The Sbrinz Prince. The Edam Imam. The Colby Colonel. The Brie Brigand. The Burrata Buccaneer. The Quark Nark. The Limburger Pilferer. The Camembert Camorrista. The Paneer Pasha. The Boursin Baron. The Beemster Bandit. The Maaslander Maharajah. The Maasdam Magnate. The Kaffeost Khan. The Kanterkaas Keizer. The Pecorino Potentate. The Provolone Prince.

How Writing Poetry Helped My Prose

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Have I mounted the mountain of poetic titans? Is my skill so vast, that my own mind I frighten? Have I reached the heights of Byron and Shelley? Will wicked awe, make me poetry’s Machiavelli? … No, nope, definitely not and no. My roaming poeming is and shall likely remain rather mediocre, but practising it did … Read more