Recent content by Grandalfus

Alas, the stylish skull did not realize an obvious source of bonemeal was immediately on hand.

Ahh, perhaps one of you kind scribes could speak of what's become of my nephew? I have not seen the lad in years, but for this photo.

Indeed. But the behavior of parents can be far worse. I once gave dozens of children at a banquet perfectly suitable talismans of agility. You should think the mothers would have been happy, but now I receive hate letters almost daily.

Of late, in my nights, I am unable to rest as I replay this music in my mind, attempting to quell my jealousy that it was another wizard in the seven multi-dimensions that should have been involved in these greatest of adventures, instead of I.

Ahh, poor Freydo, sidekick to the guardian rat Misquea the brave. If only he had been wise enough not to accept a job as janitor at the dark tower, his sanity might still be in tact.

1) My spellbook, wand, and a scroll of teleportation. 2) I have always dreamed of spending a day with the Lady of the Lake. 3) Myself. I, am GRANDALFUS! 4) The sense not to answer questions. 5) Ahh. I'd live forever at the age of 274, a good age for wisdom, and the leylines in my body aged...

Tell me truly, is this not the most fearsome of creatures? Caption THIS!