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kaiser_vonhabsburg
Hallo and Privet,
I'm the Kaiser. Not really, I'm more like some eccentric guy that likes to pretend that he's the German Emperor, because why not, I suppose? Anyway, I write things (obviously), usually in the genres of Science Fiction, Fantasy or Science Fantasy. I don't do romance too well, or anything that doesn't have conflict ('conflict' as in 'shooty-shooty-bang-bang'). I use naughty words sometimes, I probably shouldn't but eh. I can, however, show self restraint. I'm also a massive history buff and all my friends like to point that out ALL THE TIME. It ceases to be funny at one point. I'm also learning Russian right not, spasibo.