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Or you can have a chosen one with sh*t to do... Forgot that one. *genuine grin*

Erm, so. You can have a chosen one who accepts the call. Like an egomaniac. Or. You can have a chosen one who denies the call (not getting into the thrice denied then giving in here). Like an egomaniac. Or. You can have a chosen one who says, "Pardon?" Sorry :D

Idea wise, anyway :D

Or, possibly, don't count words on the processor. I worked swing shift twelve hours shredding flipping plastic waste and they were the most productive you can imagine.

Hang on, you can tag images?

A glass sword I have problems with. And the South American 'swords' were actually obsidian spiked clubs. But, if you have the ability to 'cast' glass, well a sling full of shards would probably pierce anything short of power armour, and if poison was involved... Yikes...

[note] I can't believe I typed that with a straight face.

You don't equate Jazz. Jazz is.

Paul Weller's back catalogue works for me...then again, I'm old :_)

Yikes, Russ, you were only missing an 'Ooh-rah' in that long, poisonous and ultimately belittling rant there. Go exceptionalism! No, seriously, if you write 'for the the big bucks' (ergh) and you play by the rules you have made obvious (can't effect the market, but show me a good enough yarn I...

Opposable toed foot, even :D

I'm sort of on the fence a touch. Yes, you can say that people have got fat off poorly written (more often poorly edited) works that you yourself (being an artist) would never let the light of fandom see. Fair enough. Fairly free world, and all. But sometimes, oh, my, bites lip, my inner...

Hello! Just a reader here, can you word jugglers please try not to sell me a fifteen volume shelf shatterer when you spend all your joy in the first half of the first hernia inflicting tome? Thankyou!

It is always useful to read all sides as valuable :)

Sorry, Two-way, I didn't mean that to sound nasty, but the way you phrased that made it seem that 'the average person' couldn't possibly understand what you said. Personally, I re-read it and -did- understand what you meant. However, it did read awkwardly (Bad phrasing there, but you know what...