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Something fun and to necro the thread.

First, we should probably break down what you think are uninteresting and unrealistic plots. Plots are, as a whole, just actions and reactions summed up in a story. Something kicks it off, the characters respond to it and suddenly you somehow have a convoluted fifty year running soap opera.

All that over anchovies and a fruit? Sound more like a depressing HOA then government.

Funny thing about Star Wars and pizza. It's a thing. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Pizza/Legends

Yes, And as much as the situation calls for it.

Maneater. The baby shark to Meg game

These sound more like nations then continents. But, I can throw noodles at the wall for you with them. So, we talking tropical nation? Granted pirates aren't restricted to such waters, but we're just gravitating towards it because it's easier. Given they're also pirates, it's likely a fairly...

This needs a bit of a revival eh?

Alchemist/Artificer more then likely. Closest they got to a chef that's not a homebrew class. Also, you get to play around with all sorts of things. Though the Pathfinder Alchemist always was better in my mind. Can turn into monsters, make stuff explode and dump all your Wisdom to be the schmott...

When auditioning for The Stone in the Arthurian plays go awry.

Acupuncture for horrors gone wrong? Or right?

Going back to some classic RPG's. Knights of the Old Republic 1&2 and Jade Empire.

He is The Game.

Well, they did never get around to asking if the Queensbury Rules applied to fighting undead.

Doom: The Dark Ages. Funnily enough, the first Doom game I've ever actually played.