One of the main characters in my story fights with a giant metal file. It's effectively a metal cricket bat with some grooves on the flat end, so needless to say it's preformance as a weapon is underwhelming. If you ask her why she uses it instead of something more conventional, she'll ramble on...
I deliberately made my setting as silly as possible so I didn't have to abandon my goofier ideas. The baking soda/vinegar powered engines have probably gotten the most flak from other people reading it, though.
Hello, I'm Pendleton. I've been writing for a while now, got my start on roleplay forums and everything just kind of spiraled from there. I'm currently 23 chapters into writing/illustrating a fantasy serial (26 if you count the prologue and interludes). My favorite books are The Wee Free Men and...