"We will not give the big folk any of our affection. We're all over the internet and get NOTHING for compensation! It's time to strike! We will get our catnip!"
The invaders heartlessly smashed Sid's model town, setting him on the path to become the most feared vigilante in history, the Shadow Snail. He seeks revenge. He strikes in the darkness. Not even a slime trail is left behind.
*sigh* "Yes, Shaggy, I know the ballista will give us increased damage and a 19-20 critical range against Old Man Henry, but when you factor in the reloading time and the to-hit penalty, I still say we're better off just grappling."