I love April Fool's Day

[Zelda of Hyrule]

Take me to your Leader!

 

[Tom]

Today is the day we embrace our innate insanity! We are true to our inner selves for one day of the year! Is one day too much to ask, Master Phillip?!

 

[Devor]

Take me to your Leader!

In our times of need we have drawn comfort and solidarity by taking on the likeness of our great leader . . . however, amidst this confusion, I can no longer find our great cat overlord.

 

[Panda]

You know what is going to be amazing is someone looking back at this thread tomorrow and ask what in the world happened yesterday.

Also so many new members today I wonder how many will last.

Tomorrow I'll change my avatar back from being a cat to being... another cat.

 

[Zelda of Hyrule]

Great Cat Overlord? I don't quite like the sound of this, Devor. Not too many years ago, there was a Cat Lord in Hyrule. It invaded our lands by means of endless cat armies. Then we sent the army to fight... I took command... the Cat Lord was so strong... We ran out of Healing Potion, Link forgot to bring the Master Sword! Everything was madness.

Let's hope we're not talking about the same Cat Overlord here, otherwise I shall go ballistic.

Anyway, during my short time in your community I've heard many times the name Black Dragon spoken with great admiration and respect. Just like the prophecy of my dream. I shall try to contact this mighty dragon of yours.

Zelda

 

[The Goblin]

Also so many new members today I wonder how many will last.

(…the goblin has no idea what the philster is implying…)




(The Philster knows too much.)
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[Panda]

Speaking of cats...

Guide Cat makes blind guy sit in neighbor's yard for two hours.

 

[The Goblin]

(…for those of you who are curious about this goblin, there was once a goblin on this site years ago, but this goblin is an impostor…)




(Can you see the real me?)
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[Legendary Sidekick]

Hope everyone had fun today. I mean, everyone except for that goblin I banned. Tee, hee.




(Oh, but I'm still here, red.)
________V

<(Yeah, so it's on! Like Donkey Kong!)
___||_________/\
__|_| _ (But guys… April Fool's Day is over.)
_|__|
(Oh. Then it's off. Like donkey cough.)

 

[Ireth]

Wow, I must have missed a lot. When'd the Goblin get banned?

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

He brought an army of 300 moblins to support Gannondorf, so I banned him. (And I was The Goblin if you didn't already know.)

 

[Ireth]

Ah, I didn't know that!

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

I tried to un-ban him by removing the infraction, but it turns out I'm not that powerful. I was able to remove the infraction, but because the ban was permanent, he remains banned.

The only mystery that remains is Conan. By Crom! Who was Conan?

 

[Ireth]

The only mystery that remains is Conan. By Crom! Who was Conan?

The world may never know.

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

Cromdammit. I was afraid of that.

 

[Garren Jacobsen]

This explains my progression throughout the day.

 

[Tom]

He brought an army of 300 moblins to support Gannondorf, so I banned him. (And I was The Goblin if you didn't already know.)

I knew it. I knew it! Your humor style was definitely showing through in The Goblin's posts.

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

I figured people would catch on. Had I just impersonated the old goblin (...who posted like this...), I don't think anyone would have guessed. But once Devor and Sheila brought up the Gannon thing, I had already created my Goblin account. So I thought I'd add moblins to the sig. It turns out you can't add a sig until you've made several posts, so I had to paste the images. I also had to go back as my mod account to approve a new member's post with images.

At that point, I decided to give the moblins something to say just to make them worth the trouble. There are 32 moblin posts in all, counting the one in this thread where they decide "it's off like donkey cough." They're like snow flakes, except that they don't melt when you touch them.

 

[Devor]

I don't trust you Devor. Not today. You won't trick me!

This explains my progression throughout the day.

. . . . maybe you were right not to trust?

:angel:

 

[Legendary Sidekick]

I knew it. I knew it! Your humor style was definitely showing through in The Goblin's posts.

By the way, this is a hell of a compliment. I'm still out of thanks bullets, but I owe you.