This is Parker (a.k.a. Devil Child, a.k.a. Rodent), a Siamese kitten that my brother is watching for a friend. SOMEONE here on Mythic Scribes thinks that little Parker ought to overthrow one of the moderators and become our new overlord. (Parker himself thinks, "Ohhhh... This keyboard makes clackety sounds when I walk on it, and then the biped yells, 'Ow!' when I bite him. This is fun! wait, what's this about being overlord? Will I get more food? Sure, sign me up.")