Graylorne
Archmage
A bit about horses? All right. Scene: medieval town, grand festival. Brewer's dray and horse. Uwella and Damion are beastmasters.
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‘Bravo,’ Uwella said, sour-faced. ‘The noble steed understood you.’
Damion was still fuming. ‘Madness,’ he grumbled. ‘That dumb horse never leaves her yard. All she does is going in circles; she can barely walk a straight line. You can’t take her into town!’
‘Going in circles? What do you mean?’ Ghyll said.
Damion looked at him. ‘The beast works at the local brewery. From morning to evening, she walks in circles around the well and keeps the whatsit in motion that pumps up the water. That’s the only thing she knows. She’s old and confused, and walking in a straight line makes her dizzy. Here in town, the crowds get on her nerves and she wants to go home. You wouldn’t wish it upon your worst enemy.’ There was silence and then he burst out, ‘Nobody cares, of course!’
Uwella gave him a patronizing stare. ‘Boy, don’t listen to all these animals or you’ll go stark, beastly mad. Farm creatures are always complaining and horses are the worst. To hear them talk, every one of them is mistreated. Even your own mount. Don’t heed them. They just like to whine.’
‘Hm.’ Damion looked at the wikke as if he but half believed her. ‘They’re not people.’
‘No, they’re a lot smarter. Believe me, boy, they are having you on. Behind your back, they’re laughing at you. All of them.’
‘Not Ulanth,’ Ghyll said.
Damion looked at Uwella and both snickered.
‘Ulanth is a trained warrior’s horse,’ Uwella said. ‘You’re not a warrior. He knows it’s his job to keep you, that fragile human on his back, alive. He obeys you, but respect? You haven’t earned that yet.’
Ghyll swallowed. He was proud of his black stallion and he had taken the animal’s affection for granted. The idea that Ulanth only tolerated him was a bit of a shock.
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‘Bravo,’ Uwella said, sour-faced. ‘The noble steed understood you.’
Damion was still fuming. ‘Madness,’ he grumbled. ‘That dumb horse never leaves her yard. All she does is going in circles; she can barely walk a straight line. You can’t take her into town!’
‘Going in circles? What do you mean?’ Ghyll said.
Damion looked at him. ‘The beast works at the local brewery. From morning to evening, she walks in circles around the well and keeps the whatsit in motion that pumps up the water. That’s the only thing she knows. She’s old and confused, and walking in a straight line makes her dizzy. Here in town, the crowds get on her nerves and she wants to go home. You wouldn’t wish it upon your worst enemy.’ There was silence and then he burst out, ‘Nobody cares, of course!’
Uwella gave him a patronizing stare. ‘Boy, don’t listen to all these animals or you’ll go stark, beastly mad. Farm creatures are always complaining and horses are the worst. To hear them talk, every one of them is mistreated. Even your own mount. Don’t heed them. They just like to whine.’
‘Hm.’ Damion looked at the wikke as if he but half believed her. ‘They’re not people.’
‘No, they’re a lot smarter. Believe me, boy, they are having you on. Behind your back, they’re laughing at you. All of them.’
‘Not Ulanth,’ Ghyll said.
Damion looked at Uwella and both snickered.
‘Ulanth is a trained warrior’s horse,’ Uwella said. ‘You’re not a warrior. He knows it’s his job to keep you, that fragile human on his back, alive. He obeys you, but respect? You haven’t earned that yet.’
Ghyll swallowed. He was proud of his black stallion and he had taken the animal’s affection for granted. The idea that Ulanth only tolerated him was a bit of a shock.