Um. Hi.

[Not_Alice]

Hello there
I'm one of those folks who used to be on Authonomy several lifetimes ago, but the community I found there has been dwindling ever since, so I thought it was probably high time I joined a new forum to find me some more like-minded people. I'm a self-published writer of all sorts of fantasy, YA, urban, epic, nonsensical. I published my first book in 2013, and I've written a few more since. Number fifteen is currently with the beta readers. I'm happy to talk about all things writing-related, or just anything, but there's zero point in asking me about how to sell books because I have no clue about that. I'm also socially awkward which means I'll probably start my existence here by being a lurker until I feel safe enough to actually open my mouth.
Oh, and if you need a translator (English/German), we can talk about that, too.
Cheers xx

 

[Finchbearer]

Welcome Not_Alice,

As a not-yet published writer, it’d be valuable to have your insight into your experiences.

 

[Ban]

Welcome aboard Alice... No wait, this isn't Alice. Welcome aboard person who we will instead call Not Alice. Where is Alice? In Wonderland I bet.

 

[Finchbearer]

Just go ask her when she’s ten feet tall.

 

[Not_Alice]

Just go ask her when she’s ten feet tall.

Aaaand we have a music reference. Ten points :-D

 

[CupofJoe]

Hail and well-met Not_Alice
Good to have you here.

 

[pmmg]

Feed your head!

Howdy not-Alice...welcome here.

Or is it just the Wrong Alice? Maybe it will be sorted by the end of the tale.

 

[Karlin]

Alice is not Alice. This is the Way.

The highest technique is to have no technique.
Bruce Lee

BEND and you will be whole.
Curl and you will be straight.
Keep empty and you will be filled.
Grow old and you will be renewed.

Have little and you will gain.
Have much and you will be confused.

Tao Te Ching, 22

 

[Demesnedenoir]

If I knew better how to make money at this gig, I'd be talking to you about a translation, LMAO.

Welcome aboard!