TheCrystallineEntity
Istar
So, I was looking around this site [thanks to ThinkerX for first posting it], and I found a page labeled Bizarre Alchemy [Generator].
Here's some of the weirder ones:
Orange soda + Mithril + Shake thoroughly = Wine
Frisbee + Jetski + Magic = Limestone
Cement + Chocolate + Fire = Gold
Limestone + Bottle caps + Instructions from IKEA = Fire Opals
Charcoal + Polyester + Faulty logic = Green Paint
Cell phone + Spare tire + SCIENCE! = Beer
Marshmallows + Opals + Lightning = Jello
Champagne + Peanut Butter + Fire = Cheese
Rubber Cement + Chocolate + Prayers to Cthulu = Grape jelly
Then, on the Good Idea page, I got these:
Win yonder fair maiden and turn back the advancing horde by wearing a funny hat.
Destroy the evil artifact and return from exile by making a valient last stand and drawing on a talent for ventriloquism with the help of a small child.
Slay the obnoxiously smug vampire by performing elaborate acrobatics and summoning the genie.
Then, on the Conspiracy Page, I got:
Elves are conspiring with Bill Gates to create Godzilla.
Little old ladies are conspiring with orcs to build the doomsday device and do bad things.
The girlscouts are conspiring with zombies to make horrible movies.
Then, on the Academic Field Page, I got:
Nihilist Reasoning
Ethereal Cosmology
Conditional Religion
Here's the link to the main page:
Chaotic Shiny - Writing and RPG-Related Generators
So, what crazy things have you guys invented?
Here's some of the weirder ones:
Orange soda + Mithril + Shake thoroughly = Wine
Frisbee + Jetski + Magic = Limestone
Cement + Chocolate + Fire = Gold
Limestone + Bottle caps + Instructions from IKEA = Fire Opals
Charcoal + Polyester + Faulty logic = Green Paint
Cell phone + Spare tire + SCIENCE! = Beer
Marshmallows + Opals + Lightning = Jello
Champagne + Peanut Butter + Fire = Cheese
Rubber Cement + Chocolate + Prayers to Cthulu = Grape jelly
Then, on the Good Idea page, I got these:
Win yonder fair maiden and turn back the advancing horde by wearing a funny hat.
Destroy the evil artifact and return from exile by making a valient last stand and drawing on a talent for ventriloquism with the help of a small child.
Slay the obnoxiously smug vampire by performing elaborate acrobatics and summoning the genie.
Then, on the Conspiracy Page, I got:
Elves are conspiring with Bill Gates to create Godzilla.
Little old ladies are conspiring with orcs to build the doomsday device and do bad things.
The girlscouts are conspiring with zombies to make horrible movies.
Then, on the Academic Field Page, I got:
Nihilist Reasoning
Ethereal Cosmology
Conditional Religion
Here's the link to the main page:
Chaotic Shiny - Writing and RPG-Related Generators
So, what crazy things have you guys invented?