1,000 normal sized Turkeys or One GIANT chicken?

[Naruzeldamaster]

Because Hippo VS Rhino wasn't silly enough.

 

[Ban]

You didn't specify the size of the giant chicken, so I can simply imagine one of a galactic size that can eat the Milky Way and all turkeys within it whole.

 

[Naruzeldamaster]

You didn't specify the size of the giant chicken, so I can simply imagine one of a galactic size that can eat the Milky Way and all turkeys within it whole.

That's the fun part, a Giant Chicken at all could potentially win, but if it's not truly giant it might lose.

 

[Ban]

That's the fun part, a Giant Chicken at all could potentially win, but if it's not truly giant it might lose.

I reckon an elephant-sized chicken would already win against a thousand turkeys. If the giant chicken's size is randomized within the broad definition of "giant", than given the fact that its potential size is not capped and thus can extend into anything shy of infinity, there is a nigh infinite chance that its size will be greater than the elephantine minimum. The chance would have to be heavily and explicitly weighted on a sub-elephantine size for this not to be a clear win for the chicken.

 

[Naruzeldamaster]

I reckon an elephant-sized chicken would already win against a thousand turkeys. If the giant chicken's size is randomized within the broad definition of "giant", than given the fact that its potential size is not capped and thus can extend into anything shy of infinity, there is a nigh infinite chance that its size will be greater than the elephantine minimum. The chance would have to be heavily and explicitly weighted on a sub-elephantine size for this not to be a clear win for the chicken.

Agreed, then let's say, maybe cammel sized?
That seems like a fair fight.

 

[Ban]

Camel-sized chicken is getting gobbled up by the gobbledygooks.

 

[pmmg]

I mean, are these Turkeys organized? Do they have access to good weaponry? And chickens are notoriously...chicken...

 

[Naruzeldamaster]

I mean, are these Turkeys organized? Do they have access to good weaponry? And chickens are notoriously...chicken...

I'd imagine turkeys would organize against a giant preditor but maybe they are ignorant of the threat.
Chicken could be a normal chicken or a monster one who am smort. either way I have no idea who'd win.

 

[pmmg]

Gargamel never beat the Smurfs, and neither did his cat...

If something was to happen to Smurfette or Vanity, I could imagine some smurfy-led slaughter.

Still Turkey.

 

[Queshire]

Maaaaaaaaaan, do you know how much a turkey farm stinks? I'm voting the Chicken just for that.

 

[Naruzeldamaster]

Maaaaaaaaaan, do you know how much a turkey farm stinks? I'm voting the Chicken just for that.

I'm torn on if the chicken would be able to handle 1,000 turkeys.
Although if they're just 'normal' intelligent turkeys and the chicken is hyper advanced.
Yeah, Chimken for sure.

 

[CupofJoe]

Turkeys are mean. Not Swan/Goose mean but still pretty mean.
I'd take a giant chicken [very much less mean] over a thousand of other bird.

 

[pmmg]

Just a little bit of whats comin your way... Chicken.

I got plenty more! 1000 more!

 

[A. E. Lowan]

Somebody's got major feels about turkeys.

Turkeys, meet Terror.

These things used to eat us.