Naruzeldamaster
Auror
Because Hippo VS Rhino wasn't silly enough.
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1,000 normal sized Turkeys or One GIANT chicken?
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You didn't specify the size of the giant chicken, so I can simply imagine one of a galactic size that can eat the Milky Way and all turkeys within it whole.
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Naruzeldamaster
Auror
That's the fun part, a Giant Chicken at all could potentially win, but if it's not truly giant it might lose.
I reckon an elephant-sized chicken would already win against a thousand turkeys. If the giant chicken's size is randomized within the broad definition of "giant", than given the fact that its potential size is not capped and thus can extend into anything shy of infinity, there is a nigh infinite chance that its size will be greater than the elephantine minimum. The chance would have to be heavily and explicitly weighted on a sub-elephantine size for this not to be a clear win for the chicken.
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Naruzeldamaster
Auror
Agreed, then let's say, maybe cammel sized?
That seems like a fair fight.
Camel-sized chicken is getting gobbled up by the gobbledygooks.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
I mean, are these Turkeys organized? Do they have access to good weaponry? And chickens are notoriously...chicken...
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Naruzeldamaster
Auror
I'd imagine turkeys would organize against a giant preditor but maybe they are ignorant of the threat.
Chicken could be a normal chicken or a monster one who am smort. either way I have no idea who'd win.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Gargamel never beat the Smurfs, and neither did his cat...
If something was to happen to Smurfette or Vanity, I could imagine some smurfy-led slaughter.
Still Turkey.
If something was to happen to Smurfette or Vanity, I could imagine some smurfy-led slaughter.
Still Turkey.
Queshire
Istar
Maaaaaaaaaan, do you know how much a turkey farm stinks? I'm voting the Chicken just for that.
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Naruzeldamaster
Auror
I'm torn on if the chicken would be able to handle 1,000 turkeys.
Although if they're just 'normal' intelligent turkeys and the chicken is hyper advanced.
Yeah, Chimken for sure.
CupofJoe
Myth Weaver
Turkeys are mean. Not Swan/Goose mean but still pretty mean.
I'd take a giant chicken [very much less mean] over a thousand of other bird.
I'd take a giant chicken [very much less mean] over a thousand of other bird.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Just a little bit of whats comin your way... Chicken.
I got plenty more! 1000 more!
I got plenty more! 1000 more!
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Somebody's got major feels about turkeys.
Turkeys, meet Terror.
These things used to eat us.
Turkeys, meet Terror.
These things used to eat us.
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Terror met.
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Naruzeldamaster
Auror
I dunno chickens are pretty feisty too when they want to be, especially the roosters.
But in a domesticated enviornment I guess chickens are a lot nicer than turkeys.
Turkeys will scratch, but a coop of chickens can deflesh a mouse in just a few seconds.
RoccO
Sage
Giant chicken versus 1000 zerglings?
pmmg
Myth Weaver
Oh, well then chicken of course.
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Naruzeldamaster
Auror
Giant Link VS 1000000 Chickens carpet bombing him?
