Authors in New England

I am located ~5 miles southeast of R.A. Salvatore (who also lives in New England).

 

Then you're a town over from me! --which means I should stop flipping off total strangers as I race them at the lights on route 12!

uhhhh........ which is really easy to stop since I already don't do that. So if you were flipped off at the lights on route 12 last Tuesday, that wasn't me. Because I do not engage in such behavior.

 

Hartford and Mystic Aquarium are both ~90 minutes away from R.A. Salvatore.

 

Good point. Based on the given information, you probably think I'm five different people.

You can narrow it down to three people if I tell you I'm not one of the crazies who blows you off while the light's still red only to drive 10+ MPH below the speed limit and/or turn into the pizza place 100' after the light. I won't even joke about being one of those Massholes.

 

You kinda have to. I hear they revoke our licenses if we go a full week without being rude to a stranger. You might get to keep your license if your polite, but drive to endanger. I don't know. I don't read stop signs, so why would I read the state law?

 

I may have to look into this. I haven't been too serious an author as of late, but a show and/or local group might get me focused.

But yeah, I also won't ask R.A. Salvatore if he wants to form a writer's group with me. Though I've spoken to him once in 2000 and once in 2008. So if we're on speaking-every-eight-years terms, this would be the year to ask.