So, I didn't see a thread for this, and if there is one it is buried crazy deep in here. If there is one that I didn't see, I apologize. I wanted to do a thread with crazy things that have happened in Dungeons and Dragons campaigns. This includes bad DM stories as well as "What did he just do?" stories. One thing that happened in one of the campaigns I was in: We found an orc camp, and there was a druid (I was an elven druid) who had created this fort with living trees. They were going to sacrifice a nymph, so as the druid I went to rescue her (after disabling the opposing druid). There was also this huge fighter we were barely making a dent in. There was a gnome wizard (or sorcerer, I don't know which) who was an NPC that polymorphed the fighter into a squirrel. This was when I go to free the nymph. Well...the rest of the party decides that they want to kill this squirrel. So they tie it up, place it on a rock, and perform a coup de grace on this squirrel with a majorly enchanted falchion. The squirrel was reduced to a few chunks of charred flesh. Then they got the arcane caster to polymorph it back, and the armor was apparently still whole, so we took that. That is probably the funniest thing that has happened in a D&D campaign that I've experienced. So what are your crazy, awful, or hilarious things that have happened in your campaigns?