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Archmage
I enjoy this sort of wordplay, and I've no issue with Wikipedia. Where it is accurate, it tells us the facts about the world. Where it is inaccurate, it tells us facts about the people who wrote the article, which tells us facts about the world.
 

skip.knox

toujours gai, archie
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Or this, which I think really is from Groucho, but which in any case is apropos to a writing forum:

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
 
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