Malik
Auror
Armor was not a thing; it was a process. People wore as much as they could afford or as much as they thought they needed.
Fantasy writing is research. There are entire books written on armor. There's also a ton of information on the Internet but if you get your information from LARP or RPG enthusiasts, you're going to be wrong. A lot.
For starters, though, look up Poul Anderson's essay "On Thud & Blunder."
Also, I have a blog post on armor. I should probably do another one, though.
Armor is heavy. It sucks. But it works. That's why soldiers wear it, even today. If I knew my armor wouldn't work, I'd leave it in my tent. This, I believe, has not changed throughout history. I believe that Vendel-age warriors shucked off their mail with a groan at the end of the day and wanted to hurl it across the room the same way that we do with our military body armor today.
A shirt of iron mail weighed 20-30 lbs. Mail was worn over quilted padding and sometimes over a vest or jerkin of thick leather.
The kind of armor that we see in the video I posted is a man-at-arms harness, what people call "full plate" armor. It was extremely expensive and was the mark of exceptional wealth, on par with having a private jet today.
That suit in the video is from the 1300's. In the 1400's and 1500's field harnesses got even more elaborate.
Each suit was custom-made and would only fit one person. It weighed anywhere from 40 to 60 lbs, including the mail that went under it. That weight was very well distributed, as you can see. And weight is not a concern.
Anybody who fights for a living will want as much protection as he can get; whatever he can afford and whatever he can transport to the battle site, whether he wears it, packs it on a second horse, or has a wizard teleport it along with a team of valets who will work on him like a pit crew once he gets there. He will want it as light and comfortable as possible and he won't wear any more than he thinks he has to, but he will wear as much as he possibly can get away with. He might -- might -- forgo a degree of protection for convenience, but as a professional soldier myself I don't know anyone who would do this if he knew that enemy contact was certain or even likely.
My first thought, if I receive a mission with expected enemy contact, isn't "Boy, my armor's gonna slow me down." My first thought -- and every soldier's first thought -- is "Now, where did I put that extra armor?" Followed by "I need to attach every single plate, flap, and auxiliary piece on my armor, and I hope I get to carry the SAW. I wonder how many grenades I can fit in this pouch?" I don't care if it adds 40 lbs. to my load-out; if there are gonna be badguys, I want as much armor as I can get and whatever weapons come closest to being "excessively injurious or having indiscriminate effects" according to the laws of war without technically going over the line. I'm convinced that mindset has not changed throughout human history.
Even if the armor is heavy, he'll use it if he can, along with a great big honker of a shield and a massive helmet and the biggest weapons that he can wield effectively, if he has any instinct for self-preservation.
Last point: Mark Twain was a satirist. He wrote A Connecticut Yankee making fun of the great Arthurian legends. It wasn't supposed to be historically accurate.
Fantasy writing is research. There are entire books written on armor. There's also a ton of information on the Internet but if you get your information from LARP or RPG enthusiasts, you're going to be wrong. A lot.
For starters, though, look up Poul Anderson's essay "On Thud & Blunder."
Also, I have a blog post on armor. I should probably do another one, though.
Armor is heavy. It sucks. But it works. That's why soldiers wear it, even today. If I knew my armor wouldn't work, I'd leave it in my tent. This, I believe, has not changed throughout history. I believe that Vendel-age warriors shucked off their mail with a groan at the end of the day and wanted to hurl it across the room the same way that we do with our military body armor today.
A shirt of iron mail weighed 20-30 lbs. Mail was worn over quilted padding and sometimes over a vest or jerkin of thick leather.
The kind of armor that we see in the video I posted is a man-at-arms harness, what people call "full plate" armor. It was extremely expensive and was the mark of exceptional wealth, on par with having a private jet today.
That suit in the video is from the 1300's. In the 1400's and 1500's field harnesses got even more elaborate.
Each suit was custom-made and would only fit one person. It weighed anywhere from 40 to 60 lbs, including the mail that went under it. That weight was very well distributed, as you can see. And weight is not a concern.
Anybody who fights for a living will want as much protection as he can get; whatever he can afford and whatever he can transport to the battle site, whether he wears it, packs it on a second horse, or has a wizard teleport it along with a team of valets who will work on him like a pit crew once he gets there. He will want it as light and comfortable as possible and he won't wear any more than he thinks he has to, but he will wear as much as he possibly can get away with. He might -- might -- forgo a degree of protection for convenience, but as a professional soldier myself I don't know anyone who would do this if he knew that enemy contact was certain or even likely.
My first thought, if I receive a mission with expected enemy contact, isn't "Boy, my armor's gonna slow me down." My first thought -- and every soldier's first thought -- is "Now, where did I put that extra armor?" Followed by "I need to attach every single plate, flap, and auxiliary piece on my armor, and I hope I get to carry the SAW. I wonder how many grenades I can fit in this pouch?" I don't care if it adds 40 lbs. to my load-out; if there are gonna be badguys, I want as much armor as I can get and whatever weapons come closest to being "excessively injurious or having indiscriminate effects" according to the laws of war without technically going over the line. I'm convinced that mindset has not changed throughout human history.
Even if the armor is heavy, he'll use it if he can, along with a great big honker of a shield and a massive helmet and the biggest weapons that he can wield effectively, if he has any instinct for self-preservation.
Last point: Mark Twain was a satirist. He wrote A Connecticut Yankee making fun of the great Arthurian legends. It wasn't supposed to be historically accurate.
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