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Kill this Thread
- Thread starter Philip Overby
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Wait. So whoever kills the thread now is Cruella Devil?
I predict that it'll be me that kills this thread. I've done it before. I'm not proud of this fact at all.
It's almost too much fun to kill at this point. I say we keep it open forever just to have a thread full of complete uselessness we can say whatever we want on.
So here goes today's installation of pirate advice:
On drinking: The best drink thar be is one that is foremost closest, but also free.
So here goes today's installation of pirate advice:
On drinking: The best drink thar be is one that is foremost closest, but also free.
I'm gonna try to kill this thread with kindness.
Aren't you a cute little thread... who's a cute wittle thwead! Coochie-coochie-coo!
Huh. I never knew kindness could be so creepy.
::LOCKS THREAD AND CONKS SELF ON HEAD WITH BAN-HAMMER::
Aren't you a cute little thread... who's a cute wittle thwead! Coochie-coochie-coo!
Huh. I never knew kindness could be so creepy.
::LOCKS THREAD AND CONKS SELF ON HEAD WITH BAN-HAMMER::
Maybe the thread is trying to kill us...
<- Now believes Phil may have been an unwitting fool in the great evil plot of some sort of demonic being to take over the minds and lives of Mythic Scribes members. Who knows, when you have eons to live, you can go for the long-con. We might be witnessing the beginning of the end of the world here people. You heard it here first...
<- Has great respect for Phil and in no way believes he is actually possessed.
@Sidekick. You killed me?!? And not only did you kill me in cold blood, but you made me a eunich as well. HAHAHA! Oh you better believe I'm getting even for that!
<- Now believes Phil may have been an unwitting fool in the great evil plot of some sort of demonic being to take over the minds and lives of Mythic Scribes members. Who knows, when you have eons to live, you can go for the long-con. We might be witnessing the beginning of the end of the world here people. You heard it here first...
<- Has great respect for Phil and in no way believes he is actually possessed.
@Sidekick. You killed me?!? And not only did you kill me in cold blood, but you made me a eunich as well. HAHAHA! Oh you better believe I'm getting even for that!
Annie Way can't be you, and isn't even related to you. You're a How. (Unless you married a How and Way is your maiden name.)
Anyway, the Legendary Toothpick got his neck snapped, making him the wimpiest of "The Mythic Six." Annie lasted for two posts, makingher him the strongest.
Anyway, the Legendary Toothpick got his neck snapped, making him the wimpiest of "The Mythic Six." Annie lasted for two posts, making
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I bet some of you can't survive this thread. This is now a horror survival game. You'll drop off one by one and I'll still be standing here.
It will never die. It is immortal. This is the demon talking.
It will never die. It is immortal. This is the demon talking.
@sidekick... AHAHAHAHA!
@Phil... MWAHAHAHA!
@Phil... MWAHAHAHA!
A survival horror is what we call it over here, Philliam. But in the spirit of ultimate Japanese survival horror:
"Jill, Here's a Lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
(Barry Burton, Resident Evil)
As I rode out one summer's day, for profit and for pleasure
I planned to rob the London coach and take it at my leisure
A brace of pistols dually primed, a sabre fit to shave on
I waited underneath the trees that lined the banks of Avon.
I didn't hear a dainty step 'til she appeared before me
Her face could charm a singin' bird with words that did implore me,
"Can you help me sir," she said, "I fear the time is nearin'
for me to cross before the tide swells the banks of Avon."
All you rovin' fellows, listen while you can,
Of the time when I became the naked highway man...
Steve Tilston
I planned to rob the London coach and take it at my leisure
A brace of pistols dually primed, a sabre fit to shave on
I waited underneath the trees that lined the banks of Avon.
I didn't hear a dainty step 'til she appeared before me
Her face could charm a singin' bird with words that did implore me,
"Can you help me sir," she said, "I fear the time is nearin'
for me to cross before the tide swells the banks of Avon."
All you rovin' fellows, listen while you can,
Of the time when I became the naked highway man...
Steve Tilston
Benjamin Clayborne
Auror
Just as long as there isn't a secret government organization underneath the thread orchestrating all our deaths in order to...
...wait, has everyone seen The Cabin in the Woods yet?
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I haven't seen it. Some people told me it wasn't very good though.
19 hours, 3 minutes (from post #109 to #110).
No one killed the thread, but anihow wounded it.
No one killed the thread, but anihow wounded it.
She's done that a few times. The blood is everywhere.
Benjamin Clayborne
Auror
Those people probably weren't Joss fans
I recommend it, but admittedly it's not for everyone. (I hate horror movies, but I really enjoyed TCITW.)
JCFarnham
Auror
-kicks the thread-
This thing not dead yet? Sheesh! Talk about sturdy...
This thing not dead yet? Sheesh! Talk about sturdy...
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I shot an arrow through it's heart and it limped off somewhere into the woods. I'll have to go chase it down. Is this thread turning into Twitter or something?
I ate a ham sandwich. #Delicious
I ate a ham sandwich. #Delicious
That's it! Call this thread "Fantasy Twitter!" Then it'll die! HAW!
...or call it MFMA. Ohhhh...
...or call it MFMA. Ohhhh...
Oh man what a busy day... I'm glad I came back in time to kick the wounded thread.
